Wraps & Waffles…

Currently Listening To: “Furthest Thing” by Drake…


Well, lets see… I have completed two full It Works Body Wraps and 2 re-used wraps… so a total of 4 wraps but really 2 wraps, wraps. Yea. So here are my results from the 1st wrap’s results & the 2nd. I don’t see a difference.




I have been working out… once a week. Damn. My weight loss journey is just slowly coming to a slow demise. I gotta get this shit together. Maybe things would be a lot better if I didn’t have to worry about eating/cooking shit like waffles, fried chicken, marinara chicken, garlic bread, etc know how to cook… But I know how so its a problem. I only eat unhealthy when I don’t feel like eating healthy. Lol. That doesn’t make any sense at all. All I know is this… I love food. I TRY to eat healthy. But when I’m low on food and in survival mode, I think of A LOT of bad shit to eat… like…




Seasoned Tortilla Chips & Marinara Chicken Dip…





Panko Fried Chicken & French Vanilla & Red Velvet Waffles (The condiments are ranch dressing, maple syrup & honey mustard)



However… I did eat healthy at least one day. Cajun & Lemon Seasoned Salmon with Roasted Broccoli & Herb Brown Rice.


I’ll get it together eventually… My 3rd wrap is today. Yay.



My First Wrap Experience

Currently Listening To: “Induction Speech” by Young Money…


Alright. So last Friday evening I got my first wrap done by a local rep. She was very polite and answered my long list of questions I had typed up hours before. Questions like how do I wrap my breasts, how do I preserve wraps that are cut, do wraps get rid of skin tags, have people used wraps on their wrists or necks. I wanted to know this stuff.

So anyway, here are my thoughts on the overall experience. I think its very difficult to drink tons of water throughout the day. I hate water with a passion so it wasn’t an easy task. So to make it a bit easier, I decided to make my own detox water.


Strawberries, oranges, pineapples and mint. It was definitely a refreshing drink however… it wasn’t refreshing enough to make my ass want to keep drinking it.


As for the wrap? Well… you tell me. Me personally, I don’t think it was all of that. I didn’t see drastic results like other folks did. The only main thing I noticed is that my belly button wasn’t looking so sad anymore. To be honest, I didn’t see any results. My belly button looks sad because someone else took the picture. I just went back and viewed some past photos of myself in my phone. My belly button never looked this sad. Its because the rep was short so I guess she took it at a weird angle. Whatever.


Brace yourself! These results are gruesome!



I read a post on here where someone re-used their wrap. I know that it clearly states that its not reusable but shit… my wrap still had some herbal lotion on it. I wasn’t about to NOT use it. So i cut it up, placed it on my obliques, bottom area of my tummy and my double chin. I left the chin wrap on for 45 minutes and the rest of the areas I left on… about 10 hours. I know, I know… It says 8 hours. But what harm can a re-used wrap really do? If it doesn’t work, oh well. Not like I was supposed to use it anyway. I could’ve had the opportunity to take it off on time considering my boyfriend walked in the house at 4 a.m. this morning and scared the shit out of me. I was sleeping on my living room couch (yes – i prefer my couch over my bed) and I hear my door open. I wasn’t expecting him to come over until later this evening. Regardless… I couldn’t take the wrap off. I didn’t want to smell like herbal Vicks around him. So I kept it on and took it off 2 hours later when I got up to get ready for work this morning.

I took my measurements the day after the wrap then once again last night. I actually gained a fucken inch. I know what you’re thinking… well what did you eat?! I think I ate pretty damn good if you ask me… compared to my usual at least.


Smoked Salmon Bagel…



Turkey Breast sandwich with veggie chips 


Ok. I know. Shut up. I fucked up with the breads. *Deep sigh* And the cupcake I had on Sunday. And the black & milds I had yesterday before my complete 72 hours were done. You don’t know my life!!

Rome wasn’t built in one day!

I’ll do better.

What’s the best things to eat on wrap days?

Weight Loss Results… Week Whatever

Currently Listening To: “Loyal” by Chris Brown featuring Lil Wayne & French Montana…



This post will be very short. I am a little upset that I am not seeing the results that I would like to by now. So here are the results of my journey so far from the past 3 weeks…



I’m so mad with my results I don’t even know if I am tracking the weeks right. I started March 3rd. What week does that make it? I don’t know. I don’t care, I don’t care.


Tomorrow evening I am trying the It Works Body Wrap. I will be sure to keep track of my results this weekend and post them on here Monday or Tuesday. Ciao!!

That Crazy Wrap Thing

Currently Listening To: “Partition” by Beyonce…


So I have recently decided that I am going to get “wrapped”. That’s right, I am going to finally try out It Works! Body Wraps this Friday. At first, I’m not even going to lie, I was a little skeptical. I was approached by a woman a few months ago while I was at a bus stop. And she was telling me about how she does wraps and it makes you lose weight. First thing I thought to myself was, well if that’s the case, then why isn’t your stomach flat? Lol. Rude but true. I mean seriously. How can you approach someone about purchasing your product when you aren’t even an example of it. So I politely declined. This was some time last year. Plus I had my own body wrap that I was trying out that my friend told me about. Cellulite Cream, Vitamin E Oil and saran wrap. Yea. That shit didn’t work.


So fast forward months later, I’m bigger. And the heaviest I have ever been in my whole life. Honestly, I feel like all the hard work and effort that I’m putting in the gym and eating right isn’t getting me the results that I want to see. I mean damn, its been over a month. And it seems as though I see no change in my body. Its frustrating and annoying as hell. So I am taking the next step to intensify my new lifestyle change. I am going to get wrapped this Friday evening by a rep named Cynthia. I am also becoming a Loyal Customer as well. Time for a change.


I have some new inspiration this week… Here are some ladies with some BAD ass video vixen bodies. Just give me the ass and waist and I will be satisfied… geesh.


Keyshia Ka’oir

Measurements: 36C-26-42 (She recently lost a shit load of weight so I’m sure her measurements have changed)




Dominique Chinn

Measurements: 36D-25-41



Yaris Sanchez

Measurements: 34D-26-44



Miracle Watts

Measurements: 32B-29-44



So tell me… Have you ever tried that Crazy Wrap Thing?

Booty Lifter Review…

Currently Listening To: “Bubble Butt” by Major Lazer featuring Bruno Mars, 2 Chainz, Tyga & Mystic…



So I finally received my booty lifter in the mail on Tuesday from http://www.kaoticvon.com. Here is my opinion. First of all, its too damn small and too damn tight. Don’t say you’re sending me a damn 3X when the shit is really a Large. Like really. It took me FOREVER to get into the damn shorts. They were so damn tight around my thighs that it started cutting off my blood circulation. The material ripped in the thong area which is absolutely ridiculous considering I just bought this item. Smh… Never wasting my money or time with this company ever again.


So this is the package it came in… They sent me two different sizes. Of course I tried the 2X/3X…Image


This is what the booty lifter looks like out of the box…



So this is the image that they display on their website… It gives you the illusion that your butt is going to be lifted and rounded.



WRONG!!! Here’s are my results…


Ok so there is definitely a difference, but not a dramatic one like I was hoping for, like how their photo falsely indicated. My shit is supposed to be lifted, not an extra “crease” at the bottom of the booty cheeks, sheeeeiiit… I already had that anyway. The girl in that photo probably already had a bubble butt. This shit wont work for someone such as myself, that has nothing to start off with from the get go. Smh…


Here’s another photo I took with it on. You can clearly see the indentations from how tight the material is. Especially around my upper/mid thigh where its cutting off my damn circulation. I would never be able to wear this underneath something outside in public, the areas that are supposed to be invisible are so visible.

I tried it on for my boyfriend Tuesday night. He wasn’t all that impressed either with it. Even though he says he is fine with just the way I am, he is still somewhat supportive of my weight loss journey. He said that if anything, it looked like it was going to make my thighs smaller to give the appearance of a bigger ass. Which is true and goes the same for having a smaller waist, it will “automagically” make it seem like your other body parts are a little bit larger and stick out a little further. So we will see… I tried to workout with it on and almost ripped my asshole so that wont be happening again. So back to the leg press, squats & lunges I go… Yay!!  -_____-

So tell me folks… Am I just trippin; or do you see something that I don’t? Let me know…


Next gadget to order: Waist Cincher.